These two pictures were taken minutes apart from one another, and there’s the appearance of a solid 20 lbs differential between them. Feel free to compare for yourself, and keep in mind that I went for the Little Mermaid this Halloween weekend (in case any of you are wondering why I’m wearing a metallic turquoise dress and/or are carrying a giant conch shell).
Next time someone takes a “fat picture” of you, just remember, you could look like an Olsen twin in the next one. It ain’t no thang.
On a second note, I felt super sexy in my dress that entire night – so sexy, in fact, that I had a gentleman visitor for the first time in three months. Go, Isabel, it’s your birthday, Go Isabel.